Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Baltimore, MD
Job: professional annoyer
Yeah, so... I dont make flash. If I ever start, my flash will be totally awesome.And I'll put subliminal messags in it so I can take over the internet... and then, the world! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Really, a great flash with slick animation. It's not my favorite version of this music video, but it is the most humorous. I wouldn't expect the average newgroundser to recognize more than a few of these, but it really is well done.
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Really, this game isn't fun. You click the mouse a few times. No story, one picture, and annoying music. Skill, shmill. This simply isn't a good game.
Author's Response:
Another one.
This game is pure skill, and the point of it is to try to beat other people. Now if you have no skill then I can understand that you don't like it.
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I was hoping for a decent toss game, which there are dozens of. Instead, I got a mediocre one. The ugly, repeating backgrounds. The lack of upgrades, other than "higher hang time", "longer distances", and "longer bounces." The costumes which are just changes in hairdo. And of course, the utterly stupid system of money only being collected by picking it up, not by going a long distance or anything like that. Add the originally catchy but quickly becomes annoying theme song, and I have a lame excuse for a toss game. Fly squirrel fly, toss the turtle, and dozens of others do what this game does a thousand times better. This is not a hard game to make. So why does it suck?
Author's Response:
"Yeah, so... I dont make flash. If I ever start, my flash will be totally awesome."
Don't you dare pass judgement on someone elses hard work with an educated standpoint, you sad little fuck.
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