Score: 9

"nice work"

submission: *We Didn't Start the Fire

date: December 3, 2009

Really, a great flash with slick animation. It's not my favorite version of this music video, but it is the most humorous. I wouldn't expect the average newgroundser to recognize more than a few of these, but it really is well done.

Score: 3

"Not good"

submission: Sixty Seconds

date: November 26, 2009

Really, this game isn't fun. You click the mouse a few times. No story, one picture, and annoying music. Skill, shmill. This simply isn't a good game.

Score: 5

"Not good enough"

submission: Captain Crash

date: November 22, 2009

I was hoping for a decent toss game, which there are dozens of. Instead, I got a mediocre one. The ugly, repeating backgrounds. The lack of upgrades, other than "higher hang time", "longer distances", and "longer bounces." The costumes which are just changes in hairdo. And of course, the utterly stupid system of money only being collected by picking it up, not by going a long distance or anything like that. Add the originally catchy but quickly becomes annoying theme song, and I have a lame excuse for a toss game. Fly squirrel fly, toss the turtle, and dozens of others do what this game does a thousand times better. This is not a hard game to make. So why does it suck?

Score: 10

"Astounding"

submission: Dr. Mario with Lyrics

date: November 18, 2009

Really, what can I say that hasn't already been said? Hilarious, catchy, I've probably watched this a dozen times since it came out. My only, super minor gripe is the lines "You'll be brave and you'll unite us /then you'll die of meningitis". The first one makes no sense in context to the song. But other than that, fantastic work.

Score: 8

"Nice job"

submission: Effing Zombies

date: October 25, 2009

I had plenty of fun with this mindless zombie killer. The game is pretty simple, but for those who need help, here are some tips:
-There are 3 types of zombie: brown, blue, and orange. Orange are big and slow. Blue are quick and weak. Brown are in the middle. Focus on blue zombies, since they will charge you. Orange zombies will lag behind, so take care of them last.
-I cannot stress this enough: always keep moving. Always look for an escape route, if you let zombies swarm you, then it's all over.
-The flamethrower is a strange weapon, but amazing at crowd control. It may seem to suck at first, but it quickly picks up slack once you get used to it. It also has a much longer range than you think.
- After you get zombies down to less than 10, slow down. Take out the last few until 1 is left standing. Then, run around the map and gather up as many grenades as you can before officially completing the level. They can save your life.
-if zombies have surrounded you and your taking damage, denotate a grenade. It will put a huge dent in their horde and give you a way to put some distance between you and the zombies.
-When you fight the giant zombie, strafe along the roads so he can't hit you with his spikes. The moving rule still applies.
-The AK-47 is a bit of a weak weapon. I don't recommend it, but you can bypass it and go right to the shotgun.
Follow these tips, and you may just get your very own rainbow.

Score: 10

"stunning."

submission: Alice is Dead - Ep 1

date: September 15, 2009

I've always loved Alice in Wonderland, and the title didn't betray the games plot. It was a perfect mystery, and when you find the looking glass and read Alice's notes, it was beautifully creepy. The twist was a bit predictable, but hey, that's why it's a serious. From the 50's music to the artwork to the intuitive puzzles, this is amazing work.

Score: 8

"pleasingly british"

submission: Awesome Force pt. 2

date: September 13, 2009

Graviton has absolutely no powers, but everyone thinks he does, and that's classic. Kid KO is a filler character, and why was future smello so nervous? He already knew whether or not the ball was going to drop. I enjoyed watching it, and that's all that matters.

Score: 9

"very funny"

submission: Waiting for the Bus!

date: September 13, 2009

ignoring the fact your skin would fly straight off and the muscle would strip from your bones if you ran more than 25 mph, this is a great movie.

Score: 9

"plenty cool"

submission: DG Little Red Riding Hood

date: August 14, 2009

Little red riding hood meets Fallout? A winner in my book. Great art, cool drawings, and a novel twist on the spot the difference concept. I only have two gripes. One, the small and medium hints seem to be useless, so I just used the big ones. And two, in almost every piece, one of the differences was a building in the background, which doesn't scream originality. Still, I had fun, and that's all that counts.

Score: 6

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submission: The Metropolis

date: June 23, 2009

Freaking enviromental bullshit. At least, that's how I interpret it. Decent animating, annoying music. Nothing else. I'm being REALLY generous.